"How did you know about that?" All three have been arrested for various crimes in recent weeks.
Kate McKinnon did a killer deadpan take on the former Aunt Becky, swinging by a men's prison (for some reason) to shake things up, impressing/scaring the longtimers, lifers, and new fish with her truly terrifying crimes.
"I'm the craziest dude in here", said "SNL" cast member Kenan Thompson.
Then Pete Davidson's Avenatti entered, telling his fellow inmates he's committed "crimes you can't even conceive of, like blackmailing a sneaker company and stealing taxes from a coffee shop to fund a race vehicle team".
Davidson's Avenatti, who boasts he may run for president of the United States with Alec Baldwin as his running mate, tells his celebrity cell mates, " I'm so shady that a porn star once said she had distance herself from me".
FA charges Scholes with betting on games
It is believed that Scholes' offence is more likely to result in a fine and warning rather than lengthy suspension. The FA announced that Scholes is being charged over 140 bets between August 2015 and January 2019.
Emma Stone hosted the show this week, but it was actor Michael Keaton who, in a surprise appearance, starred in this week's cold open skit.
"I'm the architect of anarchy".
Needless to say, after Assange's monologue, he had convinced everyone in the prison cell that he was the craziest criminal among them. Here's how insane I am. I'm from Australia. I live in London in Ecuador.
He continues, "I attacked th USA military, bitches. I'm the scourge of the cleaning staff at the Ecuadorian embassy", Assange said, threatening to release the inmates' private photos and documents online if they bother him. "You try figuring that one out", Keaton's Assange declares in the sketch. Yeah, you cheat your schools and, you know, you rob your companies.
Assange then pulled aside a fellow inmate, played by Kyle Mooney, and threatened to leak all of his incriminating files, including racy "ding-dong pics" and embarrassing ideas for a Shark Tank pitch. I've attacked the United States military, bitches, 'cause I'm an actual James Bond supervillain. "So you wanna get nuts, so let's get nuts".
Après Game of Thrones (17% des virus), ce sont les séries The Walking Dead et Arrow qui contiennent le plus de malwares. Martin a ainsi battu un record de visionnage sur l'ensemble des plateformes de HBO (télévision, HBO Go et HBO Now).
John Kerry in 1996, mounted a failed bid for governor of NY in 2006 and served as the US attorney for MA between 1981 and 1986. Sitting presidents do not usually face internal challengers, and only a few have ever been denied renomination by their party.
The average asking price on a home is now £305,449 - which is still 0.1% lower than a year ago despite the spring bounce in April. House prices pushed up 1.1% on the month in April compared to a 0.4% increase in March.
Appearing in all 16 games last season Jones had three interceptions, defended seven passes and had 1 1/2 sacks. He finished last season with the Texans after a trade-deadline deal sent him to Houston from Denver.
Après l'évasion , le pilote avait été retrouvé en état de choc, visiblement molesté par les malfaiteurs. Mais les enquêteurs s'interrogent sur un élément: la correspondance s'achève deux ans avant l'évasion .
De Ligt a été très sollicité cette saison, ayant joué 38 rencontres, toutes compétitions confondues, avec l'Ajax . En effet, son entraîneur, Erik ten Hag, a confirmé le départ imminent de son capitaine.
But it is not certain how long the sunshine will last, with some parts of the country set for a cooler Easter Sunday than others. Athens, the capital city of ancient Greece, will see highs of 17 degrees Celsius on Friday .
Stephen Tillitt, an attorney representing the victim's family, told reporters the child remains in critical condition. Police caught up with Aranda as he was waiting for a light rail train to depart at the shopping center.
Jerusalem: Firefighters Put Out Blaze at Al-Aqsa Mosque
A fire broke out at the revered Al-Aqsa Mosque compound in Jerusalem just as flames ravaged the Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris. A fire broke out in the Al-Aqsa mosque in Jerusalem, the third-holiest site in Islam on Monday, RT reported.